Saturday, May 17, 2014

What's your Kryptonite?




Kryptonite
There are times when you feel low and depressed and instead of getting drowned in those thoughts what if you wrote all those things that make you sad and depressed? Your Kryptonite.
 
I have listed top 5 Kryptonites that are necessarily not my Kryptonites.

Most of you would say its a perfect recipe to get into deeper depression but I say give it try.

Considering one is really a normal human being what could be his/her kryptonite? Well no such thing exists as normal human being but you get what I real mean don't you?

 

 

Without any order or logic here are the Kryptonites:


  1. Manager/boss - Makes some vibrate like a tuning fork. As far as I have heard and seen this fear is temporary and in your case if it isn't then may God bless you.
  2. Dogs - Let me not hide, I love dogs. They are so selfless and full of joy. I secretly hate people who think a dog is their kryptonite. What's the worst that it can do to you? Give you saliva bath. Dirty your trouser and maybe even tear it. If it happens to be a stray dog it might just bit you.
  3. That girl or boy you loved - No matter how much self discipline and control you exercise, ex is always a threat. It is so easy to slip into past and not come back for hours or day or even worse like what's shown in the movie Inception.
  4. Gadgets - Shocked? Then you can simply skip this and move to the next. You are clearly not a gadget freak. That gadget you saw floating in water or those flashing images of your most precious handsfree which was stolen.
  5. A song - Never thought a song like Yellow by Cold Play can be a powerful Kryptonite. It has the power to slowly and quietly kill you by injecting memories drowning you and your gadgets in tears. Extremely powerful.
  6. Emptiness - This one is a consolation for those who don't relate to any of the above. In some ways, you are better off here. Emptiness is ridiculously empty. Its like a black hole. Generally experienced when you don't have so many things which are essential to experience the other 5 Kryptonites like self-confidence hence no job, money, friends and a zillion more.


How about a mega Kryptonite which will look like 1-5 and then experiencing the 6th Kryptonite?

Well that explains why people call them losers.